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Mystery of Maths

by admin    

Biggest mystery of Maths:

1000 of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Billions of formulas made,

but still…

.
.
.

“X” is unknown!!!

Posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Naughty SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

How many times you do shave in a day

by admin    

Girl: How many times you do shave in a day?

Boy: 30 to 40 times.

Girl: Are you mad?

Boy: no I am hairstylist.

Posted in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

Interesting confusions

by admin    

Interesting confusions:

1. Can you cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees, when they sleep?

4. What do you call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building, when it is already built?

6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste. Who tastes it?

Posted in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS, Question Answer SMS, Riddle SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Why Dates are being Canceled

by admin    

Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”.

and

When a boy cancels a date
it is because He “Has Two”.

Posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

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