How old are you?
Rat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 years.Rat: But you look big.
Elephant: I am complan boy.
Elephant: How old are you?Rat: 30 years.
Elephant: But you look small.
Rat: I use PONDS “Age Miracle”.
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Aim for 100% Marks
by admin
TEACHER: You Should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT: I’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER: What? Why are you kidding?
STUDENT: Who started?
Best way to purpose a girl
by admin
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
Mobile Love
by admin
kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
larka NOKIA or larki SONY ERICSSON hoti.larka mohabbat ka SMS deta.
larki chahat ki MISCALL karti.larka, larki ki miscall SAVE karta.
larki, larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti.milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY
ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki awaz pe dono ki zindagi chalti.