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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going for a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i use to fullfil 3 wishes at a time.
But u r 3 ppl so i will fullfil 1 wish for each.
Clerk atonce said: Send me to America
with a lot money.Puff clerk disapper.
Officer said: Send me to Paris
with a lot of beautiful girlz.Puff ofcr disapear.
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: I want these 2 idiots
back at ofc after lunch.Moral: Always Let the BOSS speak 1st.
Boss to Secretary: for a week we’ll go abroad.
She calls husband: for a week I & boss are going abroad.
Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going. Lets enjoy.
Girlfriend calls her student: for a week you are free.
Little boy calls grandpa: I am free.
Grandpa(boss) calls Secretary: Tour Canceled. I am with my grandson dis week.
Secretary calls husband: Tour canceled
Husband calls Girlfriend:Wife not going
Girlfriend calls boy: This week your class as usual
Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I’ve to attend my class.
Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going abroad.
To be continue..
Three fastest ways of communication
3. Telephone
2. Television
1. Tell a woman
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If Need more speed
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Also advise her
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“KISY NU DASSI NA”