Author: Visitors

Ummido ki shama dil mein mat jalana,

Is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

waise aaj mood mein hu to sms kar diya,

par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.

Teacher to children: Translate it into English,
“Reema ne kapre pahen liye hain”

Children: “Shit we are late”.

Very important health tips
Don’t eat
biryani,
burgers,
pizzas,
samosay
chana chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!

At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: Main bache k saath nahi nachti.

Boy: So sorry!
Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.