Author: admin

APPLE JUICE,
MANGO JUICE,
BANANA JUICE,
PINEAPPLE JUICE
BUT
JO SMS NA KARE WOH
BADA KANJOOS.

God thought that since
He couldnt b everywhere
He made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Aap k haath main mobile hai,
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai,
SMS ki achi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?