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Wife: I had to marry you to find out
how stupid you are.
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Husband: You should have known the minute
I asked you to marry me………………

1 aadmi doston ki mehfil se raat
late ghar gaya.
2nd day dosto ne pocha
k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi.
Aadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi
bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi
nikalwane wala tha

Man: I want a divorce.
Lawyer: What’s the reason.
Man: My wife has not spoken me in six months.
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Lawyer: Better think it over,
Wives like that are hard to get.

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”