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A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.

Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.
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Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!

Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked: Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?
Wife: Dikhta nahi, ye bakri hai.
Husband: Bakri se hi poch raha hon……

Thappar mar k naraz Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usey marta hai jisse pyar karta hai

Wife, Husband ko 2 thappar mar k boli:
Aap kia samujhte hain k
main aapse pyar nahi karteeeeeeeeeeee

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kion k shaadi k baad saare gum
to husband k hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.