0 sundari Andha hoon

A beggar: 0 sundari Andha hoon.
Paanch rupay de de.
Husband told his wife: De do, tumhain
sundari bol raha hai to har haal me
ye andha hoga!!

Main jub gaana gaati hoon

Wife: Main jub gaana gaati hoon,
to aap balcony mein kion chale jate ho?

Husband: Ta k kahin muhalle wale aisa na samjhe
k main tumara gala daba raha hoon…………..