If you will try to kiss me, i will shout
Girl: If u will try 2 kiss me, main shorr macha dungi.
Boy: Laykin yahan to dour tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi paregi..
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On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
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On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u don’t sleep with me I’ll sink d ship”Later, She mailed her husband
“U must b proud of me,
I saved 600 passengers
9 times in 2 days…..”
Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho?Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai
On Wedding Night
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On Wedding Night
Man entered his room.
Prayed “Oh God! Give me Power and Guidance
Girl said;
Pray for Power don’t worry about guidance.I will Guide You.