It makes no difference
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a womans ear!
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I hear everything
but understand nothing……………….
Author: admin
Chund lamho ki zindagi hai
by admin
Chund lamho ki zindagi hai,
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dushmano se guzarish karni padegi,
Kio ki aap to ab sms kiya nahi karte.
Latest versions of java
by admin
Teacher asks a Computer student:
What r the 3 latest versions of java?
Studnt:
1. Marjava
2. Mitjava
3. Lutjava
ishq ma dil kya jaan bhi
naam tere kerjava o java java.
Before and after marriage
by admin
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you.After Marriage:
Roses are dead, I have flu,
don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,