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What about your result

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Father: What about your result?
Son: Wo headmster sab ka beta fail he.

Father: What about u?
Son: Wo Dr. sab ka beta b fail hai.

Father: N whats your result?
Son: Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,

Father: You idiot!
i m asking about urs
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Son: Tum baray Allama iqbal ho
jo tumhara beta pass hoga.

Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein

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Lagta nahi hai dil mera ab kisi SAWAAL mein,

Kis ki bani hai is examination hall mein,

 

Waqt e daraz mang k laye thay 3 ghante,

Ek short questions me kat gaya aur do lengthy sawal mein,

 

Controller se gila na examiner se shikwa,

Qismat mein SUPPLI likhi thi bus isi saal mein,

 

In formulon se kaho kahin aur ja basay,

Itni jagah kaha hai dimagh e daagdaar mein,

 

Kitna hai badnaseeb STUDENT NAQAL k liye,

Do kagaz k tukre na milay pore hall mein.