Mainey aapko insan kaha

O ghareeb insan

O kanjoos insan

O phattar dil insan

O khud gharz insan

O matlabi insan

O bewafa insan

Is sms main
mainey aapko insan kaha.

Aapko bura to nahi laga?

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does, Now I hear everything

but understand nothing.

Brain never used before

If I need “Brain Transplantation”

I will prefer your brain.

Don’t think that you are a genius.

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I need a brain which is never used before.