Baap pe gaya hai, THAPAR hi khayega
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: NaMom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: NaMom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: NaMom: ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: NaMom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
Author: admin
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja
by admin
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje mein bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye mein ne aap ko bheja.
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
by admin
Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogiya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?
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Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay gaya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.
Katori utha aur shuru ho ja
by admin
1. Allaha teri umar lambi karey
2. Allaha tujhy naukri de
3. Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe
4. Allaha tujhy barkat de
Yad ho gaya?
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Aab chal KATORI utha aur shuru ho ja.