Beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain:
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand aaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon gaBacha masoomiat se : yeh lo !
abhi to das rupay kaha tha…
Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain:
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand aaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon gaBacha masoomiat se : yeh lo !
abhi to das rupay kaha tha…
TEACHER: Sunny, how do u spell “crocodile”?
SUNNY: K R O K O D A I L
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
SUNNY: Maybe it’s wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad mein ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile mein card dalwa ker to daikho.
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.