Memon and banana shopkeeper
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Author: admin
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae
by admin
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave,
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano
by admin
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro
My Son has swallowed a key
by admin
Man to Doctor: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: Three Months Ago.
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key.