How old are you?
Rat: How old are you?
Elephant: 15 years.Rat: But you look big.
Elephant: I am complan boy.
Elephant: How old are you?Rat: 30 years.
Elephant: But you look small.
Rat: I use PONDS “Age Miracle”.
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Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi
by admin
Sardar’s wife: Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi aata mujhe spiner la ker do……..
Sardar: Harbajan ko utha laya.
Kehta hai SPIN tu yahi kerta hai……..
Aim for 100% Marks
by admin
TEACHER: You Should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT: I’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER: What? Why are you kidding?
STUDENT: Who started?
Best way to purpose a girl
by admin
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.