Romance depends on age
Romance depends on age.
18 yrs – din rat.28 yrs – har rat.
38 yrs – hr jumerat.
48 yrs – sirf chand rat.
58 yrs – sirf jazbat.
68 yrs – nhi krte buri bat.
Author: admin
Small Prayer before entering Office
by admin
PLEASE DO THIS SMALL PRAYER BEFORE ENTERING OFFICE.
“Dear God, I beg YOU!
Give me the wisdom
to understand my boss.
Give me The Love to forgive him.
Give me The patience to understand his deeds.
But Dearest God,
don’t give me The Power
Because if YOU give me The Power.I’ll BREAK HIS HEAD.”
The Best Relation ever is between Two eyes
by admin
The Best Relation ever is between
Two eyes,“they blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
And
“sleep together”
STILL
“they never c each other directly”BUT
“when they c a girl” one will blink
And
Other will not…MORAL OF THE STORY
“A girl can break any kind of Relationship”
Interesting Definitions
by admin
Interesting Definitions
School:Place were Papa Pays n Son Plays.
Life Insurnce:
Contrct that Keeps U Poor all Ur Life so that U can Die Rich.
Doctor:
A Person who Kills Ur Ills by Pills, n Kills U by Bills.
Mariage:
It’s an Agreement in which a Man Loses his Bachelor n a Woman Gains her Masters…
Divorce:
Future Tense of Marriage.
Smile:
A Curve that can Set a lot of Things Straight.
Atom Bomb:
An Invention to End all Inventions.