Government Office Sign Board
In the corridor of a government office
there was a sign board.“Don’t Make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, We might wake up”
Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
In the corridor of a government office
there was a sign board.“Don’t Make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, We might wake up”
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t? you throw him out.Man: He is the only 1 who earns.
Q. Who is the laziest person in the world?
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Ans. The one who invented the
“snooze” option in alarm.
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down,
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.