Author: admin

Naka naka dumdum fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS

Ye AFRICAN Zuban me likha hy
Iska Urdu me mtlb hy

“Naak me ungli marne se fursat
mil jaye to SMS kr liya kro”

1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain
bolny wala Tota dekha jo

English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.

Usne check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.

Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.

Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya
ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan

SAAS
nay apnay 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat azmanay k liye
un k samnay Darya mein chalang laga di.

1 Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia.
Us ko saas ki trf sy CAR mil gaee

2nd day yehi drama hua
2sre Damaad nay bacha lia,
Us ko Motor Cycle inam mili

3rd day
3sre damaad nay socha
mere liye Cycle hi reh gayee hai,
kia zarorat hai bachanay ki…

SAAS doob gayee

Aglay din Us Damaad ko

MERCEDEZ mil gayee.

SUSSAR ki taraf se