Author: admin

Pyari Batain

by     

8 Pyari Batain,

1. Haya Aur Parda waqar mein izafa karta hai.

2. Hasad Dil ko Tabah Karta hai.

3. Olaad k Liye jo bhi cheez ghar lao pehle Larki ko do phir Larke ko.

4. Dunya mein subsy khatarnak Ghussa Jawani ka hai.

5. Kisi ka Dil Dukhane se pehle itna zaror socho k agar aap uski jagah hon to aap par kia guzray gi

6. Guftago Chandi hai aur khamoshi Sona.

7. Tumhara apne bhai se Milty waqt Muskura dena bhi Sadqa hai.

8. Sirf RAB k hazoor Roya Karo sada Khush raho gey.

Gul Khan Ne Job K Liye Apply Kia

by     

Gul Khan Ne Job K Liye Apply Kia.

Jawab Aaya To Khushi Mein Ek Grand Party Di.

Dost Ne Fermaish Ki KAppointment Letter Dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English Mein Hai Main Tarjuma Karta Hon.

“Dear Gul Khan You Do Not Meet”

Pyare Gul Khan Aap To Miltey Hi Nahi.

“Our Requirements”

Humari Zarorat Ho Aap.

“No Further Correspondence”

Aur Zid Na Karen. Jaldi Aa Jain.

“Will Be Entertained”

Aap Ki Bohat Khidmat Ki Jaye Gi.

Hehe hehehe.

TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be Khabr

by     

TERI Azmaton Se Hoon Be Khabr,

Ye Meri Nazar Ka Qasoor Hai,

TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam,

Kahin Arsh Hai Kahin Toor Hai,

Ye Bajah Hai Malik-e-Do Jahan,

Meri Bandagi Mein Qasoor Hai,

Ye Khata Hai Meri Khata Magar,

Tera Naam Bhi To Ghafoor Hai,

Ye Bata Tujh Se Miloon Kahan,

Mujhe Tujh Se Milna Zaroor Hai,

Kahin Dil Ki Shart Na Daalna,

Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai,

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sab Gunah,

Teri Zaat Raheem-O-Ghafoor Hai,