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Author: admin

Newspaper Mein News Lagi

by admin    

Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Posted in Insult SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS   

Agar aap ko garmi lagay

by admin    

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
Agar aap ko garmi lagay to aap kia karo gay?

Sardar: Jenab hum A.C k pass ja k beth jain gay.

Aadmi: Agar phir bhi aapko garmi lagay to kia karo gay?

Sardar: Janab tab hum A.C ON kar lain gay.

Posted in Question Answer SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Urdu Funny SMS, Urdu SMS   

What is an adult joke?

by admin    

Sardar ji was asked,
what is an adult joke?

Reply came;

Any joke which is
.
.
.
.
eighteen years old.

Posted in Question Answer SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS   

Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?

by admin    

Sardarni: Ji Tussi gaddi eni tej q bhga ray ho?

Sardar: Areh, gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
.

.

.

is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Punjabi Funny SMS   

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